“Karole, watch out, there’s an enemy approaching your point!”
“Don’t worry, I- wait, what?”
“What is it?”
“Uh…it’s…a janitor???”
“Huh?”
“He says he’s just tidying up? He’s just…he’s just sweeping around the point. The frak?”
“Ugh, just some stupid idiot. Ignore him.”
“Yeah, okay I’ll OHSHITOHSHITSOHST”
“WHAT?! KAROLE?!”
“Ugh, I’m down.”
“HOW?!”
“He distracted me while a Max level ranger hit me from behind just out of sight. Full crits. Oh motherfraker, now he’s pushing my body off the cliff with the freaking broom! AND NOW HE’S CAPPING IT! DAMNIT!”
I don’t know if it’s the 17 hour long shift, the lack of sleep, or dehydration, but I just can’t even think of a what possesed you to ever do such a thing. You are one unique snowflake.
fLag
“Karole, watch out, there’s an enemy approaching your point!”
“Don’t worry, I- wait, what?”
“What is it?”
“Uh…it’s…a janitor???”
“Huh?”
“He says he’s just tidying up? He’s just…he’s just sweeping around the point. The frak?”
“Ugh, just some stupid idiot. Ignore him.”
“Yeah, okay I’ll OHSHITOHSHITSOHST”
“WHAT?! KAROLE?!”
“Ugh, I’m down.”
“HOW?!”
“He distracted me while a Max level ranger hit me from behind just out of sight. Full crits. Oh motherfraker, now he’s pushing my body off the cliff with the freaking broom! AND NOW HE’S CAPPING IT! DAMNIT!”
*I wrote this late a night. I was tired. Shut up*
lets see how accurate you are in the 2nd page of this series
You just proved that some of the best things are written late at night when tierd. That was great Grayheart!
To borrow a rather famous anime line:
Person 1: ‘What’s he doing?’
Person 2: ‘He’s cleaning our floors, the fiend!’
I don’t know if it’s the 17 hour long shift, the lack of sleep, or dehydration, but I just can’t even think of a what possesed you to ever do such a thing. You are one unique snowflake.
He was spreading Happiness according to the FoH code of ethics.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! : D
And all I can think of is Terry Pratchett’s Lu-Tze…