…. and after we get done making the Alliance leadership look pants-on-head retarded beyond Jaina Proudmoore the Horde will get….!
*”Swift Majestic Flying Owl Mount (Horde Only): Summons this mount”Flashes on the screen, crowd goes wild. Retarded MLG dub-step montage ensues with epic Horde decorated Flying Owl before Metzen continues.*
THE HORDE GET THIS AND A FREE BLOW JOB FROM ME PERSONALLY! Since the Horde had poor Orgrimmar destroyed they will now get a flying airship city called New Orgrimmar. If a Horde base comes under attack in W-PVP for more than 5 seconds, New Orgrimmar will warp in from Hyper space and shoot Hydra-Tech Phalanx mini-gun cannons at all Alliance targets until the base is no longer under attack. Since New Orgrimmar is warp capable, te Draenei have randomly decided to start worshiping the shadow instead of the light in hope they can steal New Orgrimmar, shattering what little Draenei lore there has been.
It is up to Thrall *Metzen squirms from arousal at saying the name of his Waifu* and the Earthen Ring to once again save the world from evils of the Draenei while the Alliance just gets shit on for ANOTHER ENTIRE EXPANSION! WARLORDS OF DRAENOR II: GET FUCKED ALLIANCE!
So you play alliance as well I see lol. I’ve only ever had one character, a human pally that I rolled in 11/04. So yeah, I feel this pain. And the pain of all the nerd bats they used to beat me over the years.
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look at those big hooters! their like 3 times bigger then them. Dem owls be huge i want one! blizz get on it!
Flying owl mounts is kinda amazing actually. When does Realm of Quest come out!?
Soon(tm)
Huge owls… What will they think of next?
Keran has a point. Freaking math? While on the owls? What next, chemistry?
Keran made me smile today. Thank you 🙂
Success.
I’d re-sub for an owl mount. I know you’re listening Blizzard.
It would be Horde only.
So.. Fuck’em.
Blizzcon 2015, Chris Metzen:
…. and after we get done making the Alliance leadership look pants-on-head retarded beyond Jaina Proudmoore the Horde will get….!
*”Swift Majestic Flying Owl Mount (Horde Only): Summons this mount”Flashes on the screen, crowd goes wild. Retarded MLG dub-step montage ensues with epic Horde decorated Flying Owl before Metzen continues.*
THE HORDE GET THIS AND A FREE BLOW JOB FROM ME PERSONALLY! Since the Horde had poor Orgrimmar destroyed they will now get a flying airship city called New Orgrimmar. If a Horde base comes under attack in W-PVP for more than 5 seconds, New Orgrimmar will warp in from Hyper space and shoot Hydra-Tech Phalanx mini-gun cannons at all Alliance targets until the base is no longer under attack. Since New Orgrimmar is warp capable, te Draenei have randomly decided to start worshiping the shadow instead of the light in hope they can steal New Orgrimmar, shattering what little Draenei lore there has been.
It is up to Thrall *Metzen squirms from arousal at saying the name of his Waifu* and the Earthen Ring to once again save the world from evils of the Draenei while the Alliance just gets shit on for ANOTHER ENTIRE EXPANSION! WARLORDS OF DRAENOR II: GET FUCKED ALLIANCE!
So you play alliance as well I see lol. I’ve only ever had one character, a human pally that I rolled in 11/04. So yeah, I feel this pain. And the pain of all the nerd bats they used to beat me over the years.
This is the equivalent of gryphons right?