His sexy backstory:
One cold night a noble family went out too see a play with their young child and as they exited through the abandoned alley a robber approached with a repeating crowbow. And he pulled the trigger.
And that’s when I stepped in, caught the arrow in mid air, and used my mad Jujitsu skills on him. “You don’t want to -cross- me.”
“Oh thank you sexy stranger” cried the wife as she started making out with me. It was super hot. “Stop kissing my wife you scoundrel, I shall have you killed for that” cried the husband. The next day he put a hit out on me. Ever since I have been on the run, blending in with the darkness, forced to do mercenary work just to survive. Sexy mercenary work. But not like, prostitution, like, the cool sexy mercenary work.
Let us finish that last line: You feel as if you must instruct him in the proper manner of attire while beating him with a loaf of oddly tough stale bread, rewrite his profile in the proper markup of ‘Yuck!’, and ensure the entirety of this is recorded so that the GMs can applaud your discretion in the matter… because in this case that is discrete.
Alternatively, you note you have a hot friend and poke Castor.
I have so much in common with her. I like all the different parts of the game, but I’m in it for the roleplay. At least in WoW there are dedicated areas for that kind of stuff. Hey, no judgement, do what you like in your private time. I -do- judge when you post things in your public profile. Like so many people are into the weirdest fetishes, and just post ‘my back tentacles stretch into the front of my pants and when you see me smirking you feel…’ like throwing up. Yup.
Now I recently started playing FFXIV with my best friend.
So different.
And when I mentioned looking for an rp guild (free company) … A hundred Miqo’te wanted to buy me a drink.
It sounds like the guy’s copying the text from the latest WoW in-game “romance” books (those grey items that drop on occasion, which are innuendo-laden romance fodder.)
noooo
The worst person
Nope.
So much nope.
His sexy backstory:
One cold night a noble family went out too see a play with their young child and as they exited through the abandoned alley a robber approached with a repeating crowbow. And he pulled the trigger.
And that’s when I stepped in, caught the arrow in mid air, and used my mad Jujitsu skills on him. “You don’t want to -cross- me.”
“Oh thank you sexy stranger” cried the wife as she started making out with me. It was super hot. “Stop kissing my wife you scoundrel, I shall have you killed for that” cried the husband. The next day he put a hit out on me. Ever since I have been on the run, blending in with the darkness, forced to do mercenary work just to survive. Sexy mercenary work. But not like, prostitution, like, the cool sexy mercenary work.
So much nope it induces vomit.
I would be careful with the puking – for all we know, he’s into that.
Let us finish that last line: You feel as if you must instruct him in the proper manner of attire while beating him with a loaf of oddly tough stale bread, rewrite his profile in the proper markup of ‘Yuck!’, and ensure the entirety of this is recorded so that the GMs can applaud your discretion in the matter… because in this case that is discrete.
Alternatively, you note you have a hot friend and poke Castor.
Good Lord yes. Get Castor on him. Make him regret the day he wrote that description.
I don’t think it’s a good idea to set a precedent for weaponizing Castor
… of course it is!
Jeorge? Thats a name I haven’t heard before. Neat.
Last panel after reading last sentence: My sentiments exactly.
You can make $1.99/novella on Amazon for stuff like that. His calling is surely elsewhere.
I’m just glad the profile was cut off when it did. So much no.
What really bothers me is the second person writing, thus forcing the reader to “feel” what the writer demands.
Yeeees!
A million times yes!
I have so much in common with her. I like all the different parts of the game, but I’m in it for the roleplay. At least in WoW there are dedicated areas for that kind of stuff. Hey, no judgement, do what you like in your private time. I -do- judge when you post things in your public profile. Like so many people are into the weirdest fetishes, and just post ‘my back tentacles stretch into the front of my pants and when you see me smirking you feel…’ like throwing up. Yup.
Now I recently started playing FFXIV with my best friend.
So different.
And when I mentioned looking for an rp guild (free company) … A hundred Miqo’te wanted to buy me a drink.
Ack!
In the SA forums there’s a thread that makes it a point to collect all the horrible RP profiles.
Like the one about the worgen DK with a dead baby impaled in its dangly parts. That one was a rollercoaster.
May I request a link to this said thread??? I’m curious lol
It sounds like the guy’s copying the text from the latest WoW in-game “romance” books (those grey items that drop on occasion, which are innuendo-laden romance fodder.)
Should just venture over to “Warcraft Sues” if you want a taste of what an 18+ RP section would look like hueheuheuhuehue
I wonder if there’s a Failzeroth equivalent for RoQ? This qualifies.
– It’s olden bikini time!
– No, Jeorge! NO!
Golden, dammit. My kbd is a whacka.
Ugh, this hurt my eyes to read. How DARE you, Robin!