But then they’ll discover the SECRET* boss, which will absolutely stomp them.
(nameless king, ur-dragon, terrasomething the something, that crab one, those bloody enchanted spheres, like five in each final fantasy, the hammer challenge in bastion, etc etc)
RNGesus notices one is honorable, another humble, and the last not only assumes victory but demands a great one.
RNGesus knows who they will favor in battle. RNGesus sticks with the WINNERS SON!
Can we just go ahead and make an RNGesus t-shirt or something, Robin? Maybe a little statue to put beside my laptop as i try and get Maladath, Runed Blade of the Black Flight in blackwing lair for the millionth time….
RNGesus making a cameo appearence is perfect for the 400th comic
I predict that given the amount of trouble they had with the last boss, they’ll one-shot this one.
But then they’ll discover the SECRET* boss, which will absolutely stomp them.
(nameless king, ur-dragon, terrasomething the something, that crab one, those bloody enchanted spheres, like five in each final fantasy, the hammer challenge in bastion, etc etc)
The reanimated corpse of Sir Alvos.
Can we add a mug labeled ‘Keran’s Tears’ to the patreon rewards, Robin?
I love both of these comments very much <3
haha, they’re gonna wipe…
I just have to know the stats for [Crown of the Dragon King].
Melee group prayer: Blessed shaman. Full of grace. Drop thy totem and grant us your haste.
Nerf shamans!
Another perfect avatar expression/comment combo.
I think you gave us our avatars on purpose.
RNGesus laughs at your pathetic attempts to get that one piece of gear you need, and when it does appear the Hunter wins it anyway.
your forgetting random(chaos) god of luck and chance a major player in both rpg’s and almost everything else.
The avatar is scary.
RNGesus notices one is honorable, another humble, and the last not only assumes victory but demands a great one.
RNGesus knows who they will favor in battle. RNGesus sticks with the WINNERS SON!
Let’s hope they down the boss before Underwatch comes out.
Can we just go ahead and make an RNGesus t-shirt or something, Robin? Maybe a little statue to put beside my laptop as i try and get Maladath, Runed Blade of the Black Flight in blackwing lair for the millionth time….
Dear Alt Text,
Non-nerds don’t fight final bosses in MMORPGrs